Sometimes the dumb ones are the funniest-
A man received a text message from his neighbor...
Sorry sir I am using your wife ... I am using day and night ... I am using when u r not present at home ... In fact I am using more than u r using...
I confess this because now I feel very much guilty ... hope u will accept my sincere apologies...
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.......
Few minutes later he received another text message...
Sorry Sir autocorrect mistake ... it's not wife but wifi...